The Narcissist Test

The Functional Self

No factor stands out against the norm.

None of the three factors sits above the +1 SD line for the 2011 college sample: leadership, display and the cost factor are all inside the ordinary range or under it. Read your total on its own line above; if it sits high while no factor does, the height came from the fifteen items that load on none of the three, and the field has no reading for those. What this result does not say is that you are not narcissistic. The NPI sees grandiose narcissism only. A low score here is low on grandiose narcissism as the NPI measures it, and it says nothing about the hypersensitive kind.

What it looks like from the inside

You take a compliment without inflating on it and give one without keeping score. You lead when the room needs it and step back when it does not, which is the difference between the leadership factor and the display factor: the first is about authority, the second about being watched, and neither is running you. The four entitlement items, the ones about manipulating, insisting and deserving, are the ones most people answer with a small flinch, and you answered them the way most of the sample did.

What other people see

People describe you as capable before they describe you as confident, and almost never as draining. The ones who know you best would not be surprised by this page. If someone in your life expected you to score high, ask what they were seeing; the instrument answers about grandiosity and about nothing else, and the pattern they had in mind may live on the covert test instead.

Blind spots

  • The people this instrument is built to detect rarely doubt their own score. Worry about being narcissistic is weak evidence against the grandiose kind, and no evidence at all about the vulnerable kind.
  • Low leadership is not modesty for free. In the 2011 study that factor travelled with self-esteem and extraversion, so scoring low on it can mean under-claiming, and the world reads under-claiming as available bandwidth.
  • If you came here about someone else, a self-report cannot score them. Read Someone, the observer version of the Dark Mirror, and the partner-detection chapters of the book are built for that question.

What to do with it

Take the covert test before you file this away. Grandiose and vulnerable narcissism correlate near zero at low grandiosity, so this page has cleared one axis and said nothing about the other. Then, if a small disappointment arrived with the result, notice it: wanting to be the dark one in the room is a different shape from being it, and it is worth knowing which one you are.

Take The Narcissist Test 40 items, about 8 minutes.

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Frequently asked questions

What does "The Functional Self" mean on The Narcissist Test?

None of the three factors sits above the +1 SD line for the 2011 college sample: leadership, display and the cost factor are all inside the ordinary range or under it. Read your total on its own line above; if it sits high while no factor does, the height came from the fifteen items that load on none of the three, and the field has no reading for those. What this result does not say is that you are not narcissistic. The NPI sees grandiose narcissism only. A low score here is low on grandiose narcissism as the NPI measures it, and it says nothing about the hypersensitive kind.

Is "The Functional Self" a diagnosis?

No. It describes a pattern of answers on a self-report instrument. Only a clinician can diagnose, and only with a proper assessment; the result is a reading aid for recognition.

What should someone with this result do next?

Take the covert test before you file this away. Grandiose and vulnerable narcissism correlate near zero at low grandiosity, so this page has cleared one axis and said nothing about the other. Then, if a small disappointment arrived with the result, notice it: wanting to be the dark one in the room is a different shape from being it, and it is worth knowing which one you are.

Nothing on this page is a diagnosis. It describes a pattern of answers on a self-report instrument; only a clinician can diagnose, and only with a proper assessment.