The floor of the scale. Decades in the most ego-inflating industry on earth and the through-line is deference, generosity, and a near-total absence of the traits this board measures. He is here to show you what a low read actually looks like, so the high ones mean something.

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Armchair pattern observation. Not a clinical diagnosis.

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